English in the Dock: Have, Have, Have & Will, Will, Will

English is an unruly little beast.  Although it boasts borrowed words from over 350 different languages, it has shamefully neglected itself and must often stand trial on charge of its ludicrous inconsistencies.  Nouns mascarade as adjectives, verbs change hats with auxiliary verbs, and the amount and variety of nouns that flirt with verbs is distressing.  … Continue reading English in the Dock: Have, Have, Have & Will, Will, Will